I wanna do something with my life, like watch more movies.
- *calls u a nerd*
- *is actually very deeply in love with u*
Anonymous asked: Do you have a crush on anyone?
brian flounders from math class
if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon
Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb.
Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon.
This was a movie.